wisdom duck @ https://wisdomduck.sdbagel.com

1. wisdom duck dispenses wisdom
2. click or tap the duck to dispense more wisdom

features

• the twemoji duck
• dynamic mega-wisdom generation
• officially questionable on ie5
• also works on all devices ever through space and time big real guarantee
• super duper turbo high performance wisdom dispensation and noscript fallback
• hyper epic plaintext api for devs (/api/wisdom/dispense)
• hyper epic json api for devs (/api/wisdom/json)
• new meganormous performance update (literally millions of requests per second true news)